Most horror movies have basically the same plot- people meet, go out and start dying one by one. Except a few like The Conjuring and Annabelle (You seriously can’t escape there). But fortunately, Hollywood has given some tips to survive a basic horror movie. Here are 10 ways to survive in a horror movie.
#1. The haunted house
Got a cheap old house? Congratulations, it’s probably haunted! And now like most people in the past, you will try to get rid of the evil, call the priest etc. And the evil will play its nice possess and kill game. How about just moving out of the house? You life is more precious than money.
#2. Don’t go out with people you just met
Like seriously people, why would you just randomly invite someone to join you? Doesn’t matter if he says he knows all the happening places around here. Just don’t! because he is the reason you will all end up dead.
#3. Don’t go around investigating alone
Calm down Mr. Detective, you don’t have to worry about the strange noise coming from the attic. Pretend you don’t hear it. Don’t go alone looking for food, water or booze at night because that will be your last one. The first to leave the group is always the first to die.
#4. Always wear good shoes
Who goes hiking or camping in heels? Or why would you walk barefoot? Wear good shoes cause you never known when you might have to run for your life and you don’t want a sprained ankle, broken heels and what not.
#5. Behind You
Wondering where the killer went? Turn around, he’s right behind you. You don’t even have to worry about catching sight of him, he’s always behind you. So carry your weapons and attack!
#6. A working car
How long are you going to run when you have a car? But unfortunately at such times, the cars magically have problems. You might not be able to find the keys or the car won’t start. Either way, make sure your car is in a good condition before stopping at some creepy place. And just to be sure, carry an extra set of keys because you will lose the first set.
#7. Don’t watch TV
Planning to watch a horror flick when you are in one probably isn’t a good idea. And what if some weird girl starts to crawl out of your TV screen (the ring, poltergeist), just turn the damned thing off. And also, keep a count of kitchen knives.
#8. Assume your attacker is still alive
Finally, you killed the attacker. Or did you? Make a double check and deliver another fatal blow, just to be certain. Because the instant you turn around and start walking, they open their eyes and you close yours.
#9. Don’t buy creepy toys for your kids
Annabelle anyone? No, Thanks. If a dolly looks creepy, it’s out for your blood.
You have Google. Research the place you will be vacationing at. Missing people? Avoid it. The whole town is deserted? Definitely avoid it.